Halfwits & Failed Crits
Halfwits & Failed Crits is an Actual Play Podcast where the players' blundering choices and cursed dice are the real big bad evil standing in the way of getting to the end of a campaign!
Listen to our adventure averse journalists in a cozy fantasy called The Parable Infused Tribune. Played with PenultiMyth, a game of our own design!
Or dive into our back catalog to experience our award nominated sci-fi epic about destiny confused space kids in Children of the Spine. Played with Stars Without Number, by Kevin Crawford.
(Produced by Halfwit Podcasts)
Episodes
77 episodes
Parallel Parables - The Skies Over Buttonbush
While the girls are off doing fun and important things, the boys get behind the mics to weave you a tale from the quaint village of Buttonbush, Evarow. Get ready for the high flying adventures of the Gobbly Bird Taxi Company!=== LINKS...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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1:00:22
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 10 - Dirge of the Vibophage | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
The PIT Crew pulls back the curtain for the island of performers, and the fate of the Siren's Song rests in the balance.=== LINKS === Join our Community! (
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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1:21:04
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 9 - I've Been Dying to Talk about the Mail | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
The PIT Crew fights to save the leader of the Siren's Song... or did they?! Does he even exist?! Does anyone actually work here?!=== LINKS === Join our Community! (
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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1:30:52
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 8 - We've Got Ourselves A Mystery! | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Leona starts working up the courage to figure out how to audition for the Siren Song, but Sybianna is missing, and Gwyneth has beef with... everyone.=== LINKS === Join our Community! (
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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1:48:13
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 7 - Turbulent Vibes and High Spirits | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
After a few months of close quarters travel north, the PIT Crew is in desperate need for the good vibes of Vaynome, home of the Siren's Song! === LINKS === Join our Community! (
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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1:45:16
You're a Mean One, Mr. Gob!
Luis once again sits in his Christmas Throne as he brings three little gnomes through a cavernous caper! === Links === Join our Community! (
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Bonus - He Has a Red, Red Coat
Welcome to our Christmas Special! Luis takes the reigns of our wacky sleigh with a game and story of his own design, while the others play little elves hard at work in the toy factory. Follow Winkle Tinkle (Laura) the perceptive elf, Sprinkle C...
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Parable Infused Tribune Ep 6 - It Ain't Much But It's Honest Work | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
The Pit Crew helps the citizens of Melironto clean up after the arrival of the Profane Herald before heading out for a much needed vacation in Vaynome.=== LINKS === Join our Community! (
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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1:33:38
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 5 - Divine Intervention | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
The PIT Crew has secured a ride to the Melironto Chasms, the original goal of their journey to Breascor!=== LINKS === Join our Community! (
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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2:22:19
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 4 - Botany, Bees, Byri Cordillera | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
The PIT Crew gets lost in the Breascor Caverns, good thing Reshi has his Grandfather's Tome and plenty of food to get them through this ordeal! === Links === Join our Community! (
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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1:44:57
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 3 - Old Souls Tell Many Tales | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
The PIT Crew hides from a storm in the cabin of a very talkative old-timer. === Links === Join our Community! ( http...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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1:38:04
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 2 - The Honest and The Prideful | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Manon takes a job so the PIT Crew can get their bearings in Breascor, and hopefully learn more about that crazy symbol in the sky! === Links === Join our Community! (
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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1:51:29
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 1 - Shipping Up to Breascor | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
All aboard the Wynsom to meet Manon, Leona, and Reshi as they brave the waves and bring their Parable Infused Tribune to a new continent! === Links === Join our Community! (
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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1:48:37
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 0 - Worldbuilding | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Welcome to Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune!If you are new to the show, this is a great place to start. We talk about the new game we will be playing, the setting and tone of the story, the major factions, and the characters the c...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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1:05:23
Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune - Trailer
The Premier of Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune, starts Monday September 9th 2024. Welcome back to the table everyone!
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Season 2
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1:15
Presenting: This Machine Belongs To
Listen Here! ( https://thismachinebelongsto.buzzsprout.com/share ) Hello and welcome everybody to a fantastic April Fools day announcement! The prank is, I decid...
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18:02
Children of the Spine Epilogue - The Beautiful Testimony That We Were Here | A Stars Without Number Podcast
We sit down as ourselves and chat about Children of the Spine, what our characters are doing, what NPC's are doing, our favorite moments, and other fun tidbits. At the end of the episode I include bloopers from the Finale!Please give...
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Season 1
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Episode 44
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52:53
Children of the Spine Finale - Bodies of the Dead Across a River of Blood | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew returns to Nedrak to right the wrongs of the past. Please give your honest feedback of Children of the Spine at ( https://forms.gle/xvDpy5Y3P95sVfqe6 )....
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Season 1
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Episode 43
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2:39:06
Children of the Spine Ep 39 - Angel from the Underworld, the Devil from Paradise | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise explores the depths of the fungal forest in hopes of finding something, anything, that can help them escape or kill the Terran.Join our Community! (
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Season 1
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Episode 42
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2:08:39
Children of the Spine Ep 38 - You’ll Stand at the Precipice of Death and Insanity | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The Paradise runs out of fuel, stopping at the consumed vacation planet of Gyeong-otos to gather resources so they can escape the Terran. Join our Community! (
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Season 1
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Episode 41
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2:05:09
Children of the Spine Ep 37 - Till You Swing The Bat | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The Paradise is in trouble and its up to Mohan to save the fleet with the help of Trixie and Kremlin.Join our Community! ( http...
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Season 1
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Episode 40
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1:28:00
Children of the Spine Ep 36 - The Spine, Twisted and Tied | A Stars Without Number Podcast
War. War Never Changes. The crew learns about the rise, golden age, and fall of the Terran Empire. Then they put boots on the ground as they embody Alpha Team, the a squadron of Terran Dragon Hunting Elites.Join our Community! (
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Season 1
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Episode 39
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2:13:46
Children of the Spine Ep 35 - Moments Lost in Time, Like Tears in Rain | A Stars Without Number Podcast
A new beginning, a new mega corp.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! (
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Season 1
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Episode 38
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