Halfwits & Failed Crits
Halfwits & Failed Crits is an Actual Play Podcast where the players' blundering choices and cursed dice are the real big bad evil standing in the way of getting to the end of a campaign!
Listen to our adventure averse journalists in a cozy fantasy called The Parable Infused Tribune. Played with PenultiMyth, a game of our own design!
Or dive into our back catalog to experience our award nominated sci-fi epic about destiny confused space kids in Children of the Spine. Played with Stars Without Number, by Kevin Crawford.
(Produced by Halfwit Podcasts)
Episodes
68 episodes
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 3 - Old Souls Tell Many Tales | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
The PIT Crew hides from a storm in the cabin of a very talkative old-timer. === Links === Join our Community! ( http...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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1:37:25
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 2 - The Honest and The Prideful | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Manon takes a job so the PIT Crew can get their bearings in Breascor, and hopefully learn more about that crazy symbol in the sky! === Links === Join our Community! (
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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1:50:50
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 1 - Shipping Up to Breascor | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
All aboard the Wynsom to meet Manon, Leona, and Reshi as they brave the waves and bring their Parable Infused Tribune to a new continent! === Links === Join our Community! (
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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1:47:58
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 0 - Worldbuilding | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Welcome to Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune!If you are new to the show, this is a great place to start. We talk about the new game we will be playing, the setting and tone of the story, the major factions, and the characters the c...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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1:04:44
Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune - Trailer
The Premier of Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune, starts Monday September 9th 2024. Welcome back to the table everyone!
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Season 2
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1:15
Presenting: This Machine Belongs To
Listen Here! ( https://thismachinebelongsto.buzzsprout.com/share ) Hello and welcome everybody to a fantastic April Fools day announcement! The prank is, I decid...
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18:02
Children of the Spine Epilogue - The Beautiful Testimony That We Were Here | A Stars Without Number Podcast
We sit down as ourselves and chat about Children of the Spine, what our characters are doing, what NPC's are doing, our favorite moments, and other fun tidbits. At the end of the episode I include bloopers from the Finale!Please give...
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Season 1
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Episode 44
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52:14
Children of the Spine Finale - Bodies of the Dead Across a River of Blood | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew returns to Nedrak to right the wrongs of the past. Please give your honest feedback of Children of the Spine at ( https://forms.gle/xvDpy5Y3P95sVfqe6 )....
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Season 1
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Episode 43
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2:38:27
Children of the Spine Ep 39 - Angel from the Underworld, the Devil from Paradise | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise explores the depths of the fungal forest in hopes of finding something, anything, that can help them escape or kill the Terran.Join our Community! (
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Season 1
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Episode 42
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2:08:00
Children of the Spine Ep 38 - You’ll Stand at the Precipice of Death and Insanity | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The Paradise runs out of fuel, stopping at the consumed vacation planet of Gyeong-otos to gather resources so they can escape the Terran. Join our Community! (
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Season 1
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Episode 41
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2:04:30
Children of the Spine Ep 37 - Till You Swing The Bat | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The Paradise is in trouble and its up to Mohan to save the fleet with the help of Trixie and Kremlin.Join our Community! ( http...
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Season 1
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Episode 40
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1:27:21
Children of the Spine Ep 36 - The Spine, Twisted and Tied | A Stars Without Number Podcast
War. War Never Changes. The crew learns about the rise, golden age, and fall of the Terran Empire. Then they put boots on the ground as they embody Alpha Team, the a squadron of Terran Dragon Hunting Elites.Join our Community! (
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Season 1
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Episode 39
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2:13:07
Children of the Spine Ep 35 - Moments Lost in Time, Like Tears in Rain | A Stars Without Number Podcast
A new beginning, a new mega corp.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! (
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Season 1
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Episode 38
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2:21:10
Children of the Spine Ep 34 - Who am I to Deny Gravity | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise learns more about their new hive mind friend, the Spine, and Waotaka's life, while the threat of the Terran grows.Join our Community! (
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Season 1
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Episode 37
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2:28:53
Bonus - Triangle Agency
Welcome to the Triangle Agency fellow Resonant! This is your new hire training video featuring Agents Hazel (Kiley) and Finn (Laura) on Finn's first mission. Plenty to learn here so take out your tablets and dip your spaghetti in the ink brace ...
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1:53:50
Children of the Spine Ep 33 - The Dark Between the Stars | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The Paradise Fleet is lost in the great void of the sector with uncharted spike drill paths and questionable guides, as they search for the isolated AI Colony in hopes of recruiting new and hopefully powerful allies against the Terran. ...
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Season 1
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Episode 36
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1:56:03
Children of the Spine Ep 32 - No End to What a Living World Will Demand | A Stars Without Number Podcast
In the wake of the Terran's arrival, The Spiral Captains must decide the future of the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla. Meanwhile the crew of the Paradise is a bit on edge as they prepare to hold the weight of that future on their shoulders....
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Season 1
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Episode 35
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2:08:37
Children of the Spine Ep 31 - A Collection of Nitwit Ideas that Worked | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise has returned home to the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla for some much needed R&R as we watch them grow and the years go by. Join our Community! (
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Season 1
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Episode 34
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2:04:39
Children of the Spine Ep 30 - A Small Mirror to Practice Smiling | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise gains an unexpected ally, confronts an ancient enemy, and battles for the soul of a lost friend. Join our Community! (
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Season 1
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Episode 33
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2:29:00
Children of the Spine Ep 29 - Offer Me Proof of Your Existence | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise finds the Sarka Institute with the help of Tammy Hatt, their mechs, and some disguises. But first, they have to fix an office copier.Join our Community! (
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Season 1
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Episode 32
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2:41:34
Children of the Spine Ep 28 - Society Doesn't Always Do What's Right | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The Crew of the Paradise has arrived at the rumored location of Pythia, and while they try to figure out how to reach the planet under the mega-structure that is Seradin, they do some last minute preparations.Join our Community! (
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Season 1
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Episode 31
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1:44:52
Children of the Spine Ep 27 - Suffering That Brings Us Together | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise learn a bit about their stowaway Mother Dorya, send the crew of the Edda to the Speven Eleven to order a Spapple, and finally get some key info on how to confront Pythia.Join our Community! (
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Season 1
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Episode 30
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1:29:41
Children of the Spine Ep 26 - What You Take with You, Not What You Leave Behind | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise have finally tied up most of their lose ends and are ready to take Eskel back to the AGF, but Eskel wants to get a taste of the pirate life first. The crew heads to the race tracks while Eskel gets his friends together ...
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Season 1
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Episode 29
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1:43:03
Children of the Spine Ep 25 - Just Here for the Gasoline | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise is faced with an eternal dilemma, to pit or not to pit? Will they ever decide what to do next? The Sector may never know!Join our Community! (
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Season 1
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Episode 28
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2:05:21
Children of the Spine Ep 24 - The Taxpayer is the Most Hopeless | A Stars Without Number Podcast
The crew of the Paradise is off to take on their biggest bounty yet, the assassination of a rising warlord on the planet Wrux, where death and taxes take on a whole new meaning.Join our Community! (
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Season 1
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Episode 27
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2:43:07