Halfwits & Failed Crits
Halfwits & Failed Crits is an Actual Play Podcast where the players' blundering choices and cursed dice are the real big bad evil standing in the way of getting to the end of a campaign!
Listen to our adventure averse journalists in a cozy fantasy called The Parable Infused Tribune. Played with PenultiMyth, a game of our own design!
Or dive into our back catalog to experience our award nominated sci-fi epic about destiny confused space kids in Children of the Spine. Played with Stars Without Number, by Kevin Crawford.
(Produced by Halfwit Podcasts)
Episodes
96 episodes
Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune - Trailer
The Premier of Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune, starts Monday September 9th 2024. Welcome back to the table everyone!=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( halfwit...
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 0 - Worldbuilding | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Welcome to Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune!If you are new to the show, this is a great place to start. We talk about the new game we will be playing, the setting and tone of the story, the major factions, and the characters the c...
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 1 - Shipping Up to Breascor | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
All aboard the Wynsom to meet Manon, Leona, and Reshi as they brave the waves and bring their Parable Infused Tribune to a new continent!=== LINKS === Join our Community! (
Parable Infused Tribune - Faction Turn #1
It's time to join the pantheons in the realm of deities! Join the council, claim hexes, gain influence over the main campaign!=== Links === Check out the Faction Map in the Discord! (
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 2 - The Honest and The Prideful | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Manon takes a job so the PIT Crew can get their bearings in Breascor, and hopefully learn more about that crazy symbol in the sky!=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( h...
Parable Infused Tribune - Faction Turn #2
It's time to join the pantheons in the realm of deities! Join the council, claim hexes, gain influence over the main campaign!=== Links === Check out the Faction Map in the Discord! (
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 3 - Old Souls Tell Many Tales | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
The PIT Crew hides from a storm in the cabin of a very talkative old-timer. === LINKS === Join our Community! ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community ). Bonus Content!...
Parable Infused Tribune - Faction Turn #3
It's time to join the pantheons in the realm of deities! Join the council, claim hexes, gain influence over the main campaign!=== Links === Check out the Faction Map in the Discord! (
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 4 - Botany, Bees, Byri Cordillera | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
The PIT Crew gets lost in the Breascor Caverns, good thing Reshi has his Grandfather's Tome and plenty of food to get them through this ordeal! === LINKS === Join our Community! (
Parable Infused Tribune - Faction Turn #4
It's time to join the pantheons in the realm of deities! Join the council, claim hexes, gain influence over the main campaign!=== Links === Check out the Faction Map in the Discord! (
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 5 - Divine Intervention | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
The PIT Crew has secured a ride to the Melironto Chasms, the original goal of their journey to Breascor!=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( halfwitpodcasts.com/communit...
Parable Infused Tribune - Faction Turn #5
It's time to join the pantheons in the realm of deities! Join the council, claim hexes, gain influence over the main campaign!=== Links === Check out the Faction Map in the Discord! (
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 6 - It Ain't Much But It's Honest Work | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
The Pit Crew helps the citizens of Melironto clean up after the arrival of the Profane Herald before heading out for a much needed vacation in Vaynome.=== LINKS === Join our Community! (
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 7 - Turbulent Vibes and High Spirits | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
After a few months of close quarters travel north, the PIT Crew is in desperate need for the good vibes of Vaynome, home of the Siren's Song! === LINKS === Join our Community! (
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 8 - We've Got Ourselves A Mystery! | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
Leona starts working up the courage to figure out how to audition for the Siren Song, but Sybianna is missing, and Gwyneth has beef with... everyone.=== LINKS === Join our Community! (
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 9 - I've Been Dying to Talk about the Mail | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
The PIT Crew fights to save the leader of the Siren's Song... or did they?! Does he even exist?! Does anyone actually work here?!=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( hal...
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 10 - Dirge of the Vibophage | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
The PIT Crew pulls back the curtain for the island of performers, and the fate of the Siren's Song rests in the balance.=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( halfwitpodca...
Parallel Parables - The Skies Over Buttonbush
While the girls are off doing fun and important things, the boys get behind the mics to weave you a tale from the quaint village of Buttonbush, Evarow. Get ready for the high flying adventures of the Gobbly Bird Taxi Company!=== LINKS...
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 11 - Move it, Meatball Head! | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
The PIT Crew leaves Vaynome as they set sail for Voipre, with a dead god and a new patron in tow! === LINKS === Join our Community! ( halfwitpodcasts.com/community...
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 12 - The Things I Do For Chaos | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
The PIT Crew has found themselves detained by the Lead Guide of Hetiprah with only one way out, to keep doing new things.=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( halfwitpodc...
Parable Infused Tribune Ep 13 - Reshi Alone, Naked, and Afraid | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
The PIT Crew splits! Leona, Gwyn, and Garos search for some mystical spring water, and Reshi searches the Ruins of Qehetbe as Tiraveil's apprentice.=== LINKS === Join our Community! (
Halfwits & Failed Crits Trailer
Welcome to the table everyone!I'm Jonathan, Narrator of Halfwits & Failed Crits, an actual play podcast where the real big bad evil is the players' absolutely cursed dice.Join us as we build rich living worlds to stumble throu...
Bonus - Children of the Spine - Prequel Part I
This is the first of 5 games that were intended to be one shots, using the Stars Without Number Revised system by Kevin Crawford, but the group ended up liking it so much they wanted to make this the next campaign. In this episode we me...
Bonus - Children of the Spine - Prequel Part II
The crew of the Resonance is now in possession of a potential pre-scream artifact, and a map to find more! After deciphering the next set of coordinates, they are off to the planet Barbalil, where a civil war between the monarchy and the religi...
Bonus - Children of the Spine - Prequel Part III
We rejoin the crew of the Resonance hot off of their battle in Barbalil, a second pre-scream artifact secured. As they make their way to the next set of deciphered coordinates, the planet Ephet-Izaki, we get a rare glimpse at the mundane lives ...
