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Bonus - Honey Heist!

July 18, 2021 Halfwit Podcasts
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Bonus - Honey Heist!
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In this bonus episode Kiley takes the reins as GM in a wildly silly one shot where we play bears trying to steal from a honey convention. Join Earl (Mary), Bread (Laura), Kikkoman (Luis), and Mars (Jonathan) as they resist going full bear or surrendering to a life of crime, while trying to get their paws on the most expensive honey they can find.

Music:
Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Shaking Hands with a Polar Bear - Captive Portal (captiveportal.bandcamp.com)

Game:
Honey Heist - gshowitt (gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist)

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spk_1:   0:01
half words and failed. Chris presents a world of gilts, world of riffs, world of celestial whales, frog brides and lots of goofing Hail food shark. This is worlds. This game.

spk_3:   0:41
What is good?

spk_2:   0:43
This is bad. I should do. Fantastic. So it's the opposite on you only ever wrote while actually. Oh, yeah, The booth. All right, way. No, you didn't. You not to have a ball. Oh, you're a bear.

spk_1:   1:06
Exactly. I mean, okay.

spk_2:   1:09
Yeah. All right. So who wants to create their paratroopers? All right. Very God. Three you can roll in one time or all together. Doesn't matter. I retired yet black. All right, so that is a special. It's a special ability. Essentially thought the bear ability. So when you use a bear special skill or do something related to your role rolled to D sex and pick the lock pick the lowest silly Why was closest to one. So if you do anything that involves whining, you get to roll essentially the damage, So, yeah,

spk_3:   1:58
You wanna

spk_2:   1:58
start climbing gym? You have end on that one muscle. All right. You are. You're a retired black bear who is the muscle of the operation. Next Yes, Yes. Something else? Yes. We're not gonna do every piece washed. All right.

spk_3:   2:26
I know your

spk_2:   2:32
future is to be like a wash up. Just

spk_3:   2:36
be you six. You don't want your honey. You're what? What? There's a honey badger

spk_2:   2:46
and Laura. Got it. Oh, so your special skill is carnage. Essentially. Any time you try to fuck shit up, you get faces off. I won't. Don't do that. Oh, I mean, I guess you do that if you want. Brains were the brains and

spk_3:   3:07
the smash. Yep. It doesn't really make sense. Washed up. You're a wimpy honey badger.

spk_1:   3:15
You were smart, but you're very angry.

spk_3:   3:21
What does anybody know? What?

spk_1:   3:24
Yeah, calls of the door.

spk_2:   3:27
Okay. All right, Laura. Got any Mary? I have a Southern don't s I u like you have a seven brawl.

spk_1:   3:43
Yes. That door is actually have her bring douchebag. They are everyone wrongly places on fedoras. Fedora is a cool.

spk_3:   3:54
Did you just use the phrase the doors? I'm cool.

spk_1:   3:56
Yeah, because the doors were like the gangster hats. Trilby, There the

spk_3:   4:02
right way.

spk_1:   4:04
Okay. I am not washed up again. Not retired. We'll try one.

spk_3:   4:12
I'm Ricky. All right, baby. of the

spk_1:   4:15
crew. Yeah, I'm a sun bear.

spk_2:   4:19
Nice. All right, so your special skill is descends. Honey,

spk_1:   4:23
you are, um, in my role. Is the baby

spk_2:   4:29
all right? I mean, that seems like a good fit, to be honest,

spk_1:   4:34
and I've got a flat cap. Whatever a flat cap is,

spk_2:   4:38
it's more like a baseball.

spk_1:   4:40
It was like, I

spk_2:   4:42
think it's in the baseball hat way. Have a flat. Oh, I was really a d six and seven days. Every. That's fine. No one's gonna have a crown. Apparently, then

spk_1:   5:00
incompetent grizzly bear.

spk_2:   5:06
You know your way. Like they must imitate someone.

spk_1:   5:11
But why's this are saved?

spk_3:   5:15
That flat caps are

spk_1:   5:18
like with the British like these?

spk_2:   5:23
Oh, on and then Okay. So what's your role?

spk_1:   5:31
The face.

spk_2:   5:32
You're the fate. And do you wanna have? No. All right, you have got slicked back. Your hair's all greased back. Get, like, agrees. There. I need you to not look at these, but I need to roll. A couple of I didn't have Dyson. I know what's like a

spk_1:   5:55
bear like game

spk_4:   5:56
racist. Not resist Southern

spk_1:   6:08
with a name.

spk_2:   6:09
Yes, I am a man. Jo. Lisa. Bill. George E. I got my special ship together. Okay? Dokey. Okay. So basic rules of the game you have to set and that you start with reports that you're gonna want to, like, keep track of your step. So you their staff that are used to Maltsev friend and climb Sure enough damage to scare people and generally do barely things on. Then you have the criminal stat silly. Anything that isn't it There. Any time you do something, you're going toe. And it's not just like something like late for how moved dandy. When you need your world for something, you really defects. And if it's equal, are under the relevant staff, you succeed, it's over. The second failed on. Then if you are using a rare skill that you get really manage, if you're If you're rolls fails, you get frustrated. And we're one point from criminal into bear And what it is successful. You move one point from various criminal, so you're pretty much constantly moving points. Which is why you should keep on Ben. If it any point in time, your criminal, your bear stack gets too high. You can You guys do a flashback scene like Ocean's 11 style where you flash back to planning the heist. You can, like, talk about like what your plan was or what it would be. And then you get Thio. Whoever does it gets to move. I've pointed back from there to criminal toe, and if you are getting so close to criminal, you can't eat a ton of honey and move one point from criminal to bear. So there's on option to kind of let it out for yourself instead

spk_0:   7:56
of just hoping you family hoping

spk_2:   7:59
if you're criminals ever reaches sex, you're into a life of crime and you betrayed a party. And if your bear stat ever reaches six, you flip out, bear silent, lose it, presumably to picked up by to be picked up by animal control and 1/2 hours You lose. If either of those reached six point of the heist is to still be honey and the extra extravagant price that I have yet

spk_1:   8:21
where is the honey?

spk_2:   8:22
I can tell you that, um, s so before we get really into it, if you got you guys should come up just with a real quick back story, So, like, why are you Why is your bear participating in this heist. And what do you plan to do when you see

spk_1:   8:42
I got 16? Does your ready? Okay, so my bear, his name is still kick a man. All right? I was part of the Yakuza, but I got kicked out for being too dumb. So now I want to get all the honey or money Isn't money? Or is it like a literal honey?

spk_2:   9:00
No, honey. Literal. Like golden, huh?

spk_1:   9:03
Well, in the Yakuza plan that I was in, honey was money, but I eat it all. And that's why I got kicked out on. And so now I need to get more, So let it take over,

spk_2:   9:14
all right? I used to be a super good cough real good, honey. Badger bear like, tear up criminals. And then I had this horrible case like shook me and I have to be like, take it off the force. So then I turned to crime, and I'm the brains, you know, totally outsmart the sari. Nice. What is your birth name again? Bread. Bread. All right. Oh, so that's not hear you merry, Andrew. Jonathan. My background is I am an old Southern retired, retired old spy in Southern military veteran and I I don't really have any family left. And I'm just a lonely old man. Wanted to feel cool again and get back in that

spk_3:   10:18
way. And

spk_2:   10:25
you're basing this girl. Yes. All right. Cool. Oh, me and I'm a black bear with a very prominent great eyes. Old? Yeah, in Kevin. I'm wearing

spk_1:   10:44
nothing else. My bear is, uh, rookie, his son. There he is, the the thief. And his name is Mars Mars because he finds a lot of that where he is kind of like in a trailer park. And there's just lots of, like, Mars bars. So is this the first word he ever saw? So is his name smarter

spk_2:   11:11
than he is?

spk_1:   11:12
And he is just looking Thio fall around with all the big tough bears and just once wants to be a big, tough bear too.

spk_2:   11:21
So, like, is your barely young or extremely So Grandpa Bear better be there?

spk_1:   11:30
Yeah, very much a baby. And his whole purpose for getting the honey is just to impress everybody.

spk_2:   11:39
Me? Oh, we are your bears. Enter hunt on 2019 and as you enter, you see, um, honey, and bee themed vendors, just like ever think like Comic con or like Miami Boston, where it's just vendors all over the place on As you're looking around, you see beyond the new travel service, where you can potentially win a vacation to a the Yosemite National Park with a marvelous in room. You also see the honey I shrunk. The Kids Dunk tank would guess star Rick Moranis who? Where? Where those lucky enough to pay that target get to dunk human her. It's his first appearance since retirement, so it's pretty swamped over, I think, actually, pretty thing my brother you have there is the be wary home security system, where they're giving off a raffle for a completely deluxe, all linked and all that shit home security system or your cave. Or you also see a honey sweet beauty salon where you can get your best honey sparkle makeover. You see a sign right of the entrance and big and huge for the Miss Honey verse pageant, where 50 of the Honey love the world's most beautiful and from Inter forfeit, beefy now compete for the grand prize.

spk_3:   13:33
As you look

spk_2:   13:33
around, you see a lot of more babies like a lot of bees. And you're losing your own. Yeah, like human like So, Like they talking

spk_1:   13:45
first season.

spk_3:   13:50
As you also

spk_2:   13:50
look around, you also see some people who clearly are fans of these. So some people are costumes, and and then you see some people, you know, with all of their honey treats And honey, whatever the 10 grams or super popular, they're just people carting around giant popcorn bags of Seagram's Delicious. Yeah, on uh, you see shapes like Yes. Oh, yeah, this'll generations. So as you look around, you see that there are women and for babies that you also see humans and, like a couple of other life would lay in kind of an anthropomorphic creatures actually murdered some pretty benign. But it's like ninth. So with that Miss Mr Honey Honey first pageant, it also seemed that the main attraction that be a performer, you know, missing birth pageant usually hasn't really. The performer for the Miss Honey birth pageant is beyonc.

spk_3:   15:01
You know, you start looking around

spk_2:   15:02
and you see on the sign that the grand prize is a briefcase of pyramid. You get extra extract worth five million not only is there a ton of honey everywhere? That flight was your original bowling got here. Now you see that there is a briefcase full of super expensive honey. And, uh, you have realized that that is probably a very good girl, because then you can all just Yeah, uh, so your goal as bears Ah, honey, convention is to steal that. Now that I have set the scene. Go.

spk_3:   15:40
Oh, boy.

spk_1:   15:42
Arial here together, It was like all my thing is a group.

spk_2:   15:45
Yeah. Okay. Yeah, because one of the things that is that if you get too close to you, have to flash back to planning.

spk_1:   15:54
Yes, Like, way already have, Like, a planning session.

spk_2:   15:56
Yeah,

spk_1:   15:57
Let's start this thing in the morning. When things go wrong, we get to flash back to that planning section.

spk_2:   16:05
Even also flashback to like, how you all got together if you wanted to. Wow, it's

spk_3:   16:10
so big.

spk_1:   16:11
I'm gonna go to my post and I go to the, uh, thing the

spk_3:   16:18
way African beauty pageant. I wonder.

spk_2:   16:25
So you're going to go check out the light so you follow signs for the honey first pageant, and it's not in the entryway. So, like all of under there in this like entryway area and this honey verses through the light back doors in like the auditorium. So they took out a bunch of, you know, like that to your seats and stuff and put this big, long catwalk. But it's all there, like an auditorium so that people can people animal creature for can. I'll sit and watch the fashion show up, but it's not scheduled until two o'clock.

spk_1:   16:57
I'm gonna roll to find out who I am most enamored with. And if I roll a four that I'm too enamored with the convention and we'll get lost himself All right way just like like figure out a plan as we role play.

spk_2:   17:16
So if you want to flash back, you can figure out your plan. So what? You really what you know is that there is a briefcase full of super expensive honey that is the grand prize for the pageant, so you can probably assume that it's with whoever manages that pageant. Whether that's in like their office on their person, you're not really sure yet, but if you look around, you might be able to figure out

spk_1:   17:45
what was your name. So martyrs is just completely it that star struck by. So Mars will do anything that starts for that.

spk_3:   17:57
All right, Earl is incredibly because your way you want me on your back? No. Okay,

spk_2:   18:18
you touch me. Biggest picture. She's lying. Manager. So as I'm looking around also, yes. So it's just It's kind of like a long haul with a bunch of benders, just long. Something like that. The entry the center area has, like a couple of like, um, can you stand cancelled? You can get like hyung la sticker, like honey dips at Ford's got that kind of thing kinda in the middle. And then there's, like two long aisles down the sides with, like the product vendor or what? Like the bigger kind of attraction in use. There's also a honey thing bounce house like there seems to be like a little play area for, like kids as you're walking down that you can see you want to go play. Okay, there's a There's a honey comb sheath bounce house that is a rather revolting shade of yellow. So you go on that bounce house with a bunch of like small Children dressed in costume.

spk_1:   19:35
Mars adoringly. Look at a earl and just handle. Looks over at the bounce out the back way thanks to you.

spk_2:   19:52
So you both go in the bounce house? Yes. Oh, yeah. You're a little honey badger. What? You're the sun there.

spk_1:   20:02
Yeah, I said, honey, by the way, I should probably you have sense, honey e, you think? Well, I'm the rookie everywhere.

spk_2:   20:12
There's honey everywhere to find out. Runs the pageant way. We should probably talk Teoh one of the other vendors, and see who they talked to you to start to get themselves involved in that conference. There's a bunch of kids in the bouncy house, right? Yeah, it's quite a few Children. Justin. Yeah. Dragging five dragon flight that clearly didn't

spk_0:   20:40
get the memo

spk_1:   20:41
I'm doing. Is my problem bouncing? It's possible.

spk_2:   20:44
I'm going to look around and see which of the styles is closest. Okay, so on either side of this, like fancy area, there is e m the honey sweet b ut salon on. And then there's a M on the apple vendor on the other side. I'll go to the honey apple vendor cat and try toe sling some Southern charm on the thank you, old woman. Count how you got yourself in here. I was gonna ask. Why do you think it's a cute old woman? Just

spk_3:   21:22
steep. My grandson's over there. I think I like you a little bit of something Such who cost you have to come up with. If you bear that UN convention, you He likes to be different. Oh, well, you you are such a good

spk_2:   21:45
grandfather for dressing up with him. That's so sweet. Um, you can't see that piece of paper. I

spk_1:   21:53
think these. Oh, right, right.

spk_2:   21:58
I'm so you redressed his bees. I thought we were your bears. No one said they just blinded me, you know, and remorse be there are people, And then there are some other anthropomorphic handles also working around

spk_1:   22:20
all stress that speeds.

spk_3:   22:21
I just that say yes. It's quite eccentric. Well oh, sir. You know what you asked. You asked me how I was starting here. Yes.

spk_2:   22:33
I haven't seen this booth here in past years.

spk_3:   22:36
Oh, well, this is my first year. My family owns an orchard, but while mile out of town, he and dab we just got into the We just got

spk_2:   22:46
some of these to make some honey because we, you know, come here every year, but we've never, never really gone toe from We're just big fans. And, uh, so we started up doing the honey hold because we we notice that there's

spk_3:   23:00
so much honey stuff around. But no one that apples

spk_1:   23:03
on one exceptionally tall bounce Marcie's That girl is no longer walking like thinks that he's in trouble. Panics and gets out

spk_3:   23:13
back, sir. E cute your little I think I do. Is there anything else I can help you?

spk_1:   23:28
Just standing there thinking.

spk_3:   23:30
Well, little Mars here. His late random mother. I know this. This year's gone by. You go play with your cousins. They're so hee. I always feel bad when kids losers. No. Would you like

spk_2:   23:57
that one? You know apple, she hands you a honey of elastic. Hey, you

spk_3:   24:06
You're sure? Welcome. I

spk_2:   24:09
think something about making feel a lot better would be, you know, an aspiration Thio. If he wanted to get involved in his costuming at the convention, maybe even at the pageant,

spk_3:   24:21
Who would he talk to? Well, I mean, it is my first year. My contact.

spk_1:   24:28
I'm just still wiping away tears, not realizing that you're not talking about my actual

spk_2:   24:32
No, no. I'm gonna go off and look for employees. Like watching. Um, and

spk_3:   24:43
my contact for the convention was a first stain scene. I just I wait with you the manager for the all the vendors, You know, you could probably ask him. He has an office through that door to the right there. Um, he's He's always just, like around, like, you know, anything. There's something that needs to be done or something goes wrong. We just

spk_2:   25:20
go on, get Bruce. Perfect. Thank you. You are

spk_3:   25:24
very welcome. And you enjoy the apple. Thank you. I am E,

spk_1:   25:30
don't you?

spk_3:   25:30
I I would assume you

spk_1:   25:34
with no okay saving their

spk_2:   25:42
son. You gotta understand that this criminal group, you know, when we're lying and when to play along last year,

spk_3:   25:52
is it? Well, that may be a relief. E. There's an office with me that when you steal

spk_1:   26:04
some from an office, right, let's convene with the

spk_3:   26:07
brains. I'm so she may be watched. At least I'm not old. No. See, Theo, find

spk_2:   26:25
out reality. Did you all miss the biggest fool of all? Bruce Sting Steen is the man that we need to find. Where's the other one? We're seeing one. We lost track. Did you go? Knows where

spk_1:   26:51
I am in the pageant area.

spk_2:   26:55
He's probably getting ready with all the models. I

spk_1:   27:00
do want to look for somebody who's trying to set up a state. You said this the show started.

spk_2:   27:07
Pageant hasn't started yet, but there is like there. They have, like random acts all day, but like the key performances pageant later in the afternoon. So right now there is a clown station who is doing balloon animals. But all of this kind of look like bees. That's like half of it. Oh, he's not very good. Clearly they were. They didn't expect anyone to really show up for the early performances, and they were so sure. So there they inept club making balloon animals on the stage as a poor deejay tries to like amp up the crowd like that's watching. But there's no people are just like looking in and then going. There's a really enthusiastic Children and be costumes in the front. You

spk_1:   28:04
know, I thought I was assuming that being like either doing the pageant, so I talked to like a security person or they were doing set up talking like you

spk_2:   28:13
have to security. You can see like a couple of people who look, they they, you know, kinda muscular. They're wearing badges on either and in the state, like all night standing by either side of the stage. That's pretty much all of the light kind of security that seem

spk_0:   28:28
to be going on right now.

spk_4:   28:30
What if we, like, get the clown somewhere secluded in the way into getting him to get his costume? And then

spk_3:   28:37
what will that cost? You? Pretend to be a part of life. The event. And then

spk_4:   28:41
we can ask security questions and find out himself

spk_2:   28:44
What is a human being? A

spk_1:   28:48
cost Mama bear be in a bear costume in a clown

spk_3:   28:55
human size climb Cost? Just saying

spk_1:   29:00
some gigantic baby bear

spk_2:   29:03
baby bear. Also an event

spk_1:   29:06
again, right? We don't have money Bears. This is a security guard. Be

spk_2:   29:12
No, it's a human man. E.

spk_1:   29:15
I have terrified What's back here?

spk_2:   29:17
Left wing entrance to the stage to the backstage. What's Thea? Other acts of getting ready for their performances? Uh, how I don't think the model the Bubis universe Girls have gotten here yet. I keep peeking to see, and I haven't seen any of them yet. So really starting to regret signing up for this job. I was really hoping to see some girls, but I get I mean, it's fine.

spk_1:   29:43
Thank you, too, bro. That's the whole reason why I came over here. It's

spk_3:   29:46
just you and

spk_2:   29:47
me both, man. Like this is so just appointment.

spk_1:   29:50
All I wanna do is see the girls,

spk_2:   29:52
but I do have a super awesome view from right here. And as they walked down because the other. But

spk_1:   29:58
you have a camera? No. Then how about I wait here? You can go grab a camera. I'll pay you to take pictures. Just let me use your vest.

spk_2:   30:06
Oh, how much? How? Yeah, well, like how much you what you want? How much are you? Would you What would you give me for you? Go get a camera like there's a dude down the hallway that sells cameras. So

spk_1:   30:22
Whoa. How much are they paying you for the job? 50 bucks. I'll give you 75 bucks if you take one picture of every model.

spk_2:   30:31
Sure, dude. And he just like books.

spk_3:   30:34
Yeah, you're No, no. You picked like, the

spk_1:   30:40
dumbest security guard. Now I'm standing security. Yeah, actually, no one's getting through.

spk_3:   30:50
You have successfully

spk_2:   30:51
infiltrated you. Security, right?

spk_1:   30:55
Is it? My job's over.

spk_2:   30:57
Just standing there menacingly.

spk_1:   30:59
I know. Is it? And I'll have a family. Hey, looks like you come in. It's like like you come in. Actually got into position like we talked about

spk_2:   31:16
it and see if he has a radio. Yeah,

spk_1:   31:21
just have a vest in a clipboard with the map

spk_2:   31:23
you can cover for us. Oh, yeah. This is about that You have? Well, the thing I didn't give you his vest, what he did. If you look around, kind of like where you are, you see that there's a little kind of chair in the corner that's not supposed to be like like when the show's stars, they're supposed to sit in the chairs and so that they're not visible in distracting and ship. You do see a clipboard that has a new agenda for the day and like that kind of stuff, you want to take

spk_0:   31:56
a look at that? Yeah.

spk_2:   31:58
There's an agenda. The next page has a list of names. That's like the V I P list. So it's like the people who are permitted behind stage on that. Underneath that there is a there are there is a diagram of the backstage area because clearly this dude was not good at his job. And let's add are so civilised, person,

spk_1:   32:24
Is it written down? Yeah, it's as bears No can be read

spk_3:   32:32
role. You read. You're a criminal.

spk_1:   32:39
No,

spk_2:   32:40
no, you do not read. Well, you're also

spk_1:   32:46
the way the game works is when we fail. He has to move. Yeah, You got Thio one from criminal to bear. All right, so one from criminal bottom one. Now I have to and I'm for her bear. Yeah, and then we have a flashback. Well, when you just way up, so should

spk_2:   33:05
wait for every single time. I

spk_1:   33:10
don't know, because

spk_2:   33:15
it says when you choose to do what you can do a flashback.

spk_1:   33:19
I'm just bringing it up so that everyone else knows because

spk_2:   33:22
yeah, Yeah, I'm like, I don't know which side everything on because I have to head to my beeper, you know? So, uh, if you get too close to one trait, you consider too you could do a flashback of planning. Um, end, You get to move a playback. But I mean, you're probably fine until you feel okay. Because you just can't get to sex sex here. Yeah,

spk_1:   33:47
but that doesn't mean that earlier, when I, like, perfectly became the security guard. Should I have moved one from criminal? She never I never made, you know,

spk_2:   33:59
because I had decided one of them was gonna be hard core and one was gonna be real stupid.

spk_1:   34:05
Yes, ours. Um, Are you ever coming in?

spk_2:   34:11
You can't read or write brings.

spk_1:   34:22
You're still a bear.

spk_2:   34:23
You are still there. If you want to read, the less you're gonna have to roll.

spk_1:   34:28
Well, we get one of us, can.

spk_2:   34:33
I will say, if you're trying to impersonate first, ain't seen your half. Should be like ro good at it, because okay, listen. As he is known to like everybody at no, it's gonna be you were your traits of three year eight. Yeah.

spk_3:   34:55
Yeah. You have tried to

spk_2:   34:57
read Federalist into You're

spk_1:   35:01
very for

spk_2:   35:05
Let's change the world doing way. Go up to the superior or

spk_1:   35:19
I can't let you backstage. This'd is my

spk_2:   35:24
You're on our team. Unless you want to break off from the team and lock it in your eyes.

spk_1:   35:29
Do you see this?

spk_2:   35:30
I feel like you guys are missing the fact that the actual guy who was running security there ran off to get a camera. And there is nothing stopping you from going backstage. That's what I'm saying.

spk_1:   35:42
I know you're

spk_3:   35:45
trying to read the left. I'm like, What are you doing? Let's go back.

spk_2:   35:51
And if anyone in outers us, we say that Bruce sent us and that they need to help us find and validate where the location of the cases. Okay, then we have to report back to

spk_1:   36:04
you. But, sir, I can find the honey.

spk_3:   36:08
Yeah. Roll roll that, honey,

spk_2:   36:12
You got to roll with advantage because you are a sniffer. That's one. So you don't

spk_1:   36:21
know My criminal knows that.

spk_2:   36:23
Yes. Your criminal. Those ups, the rookie high old isn't Colonel E. All right. So, uh, with your superb sniffer, you can now that there's like a faint

spk_3:   36:39
scent of

spk_2:   36:39
plenty. Kind of just coming from everywhere. But you can smell the like. Your amazing sniffer can distinguish between, like, regular honey and light. That topped here. Five million

spk_1:   36:53
dollars for me.

spk_2:   36:59
Growth. Does that bodily fluid, Honey? Um, you could smell that. Did you go all the way? Did you let go into the backstage?

spk_1:   37:15
Yes, I'm just sniffing.

spk_2:   37:17
You're just nothing. You can definitely smell it coming from backstage.

spk_1:   37:20
Okay, My small enough. Just run. Pass it. That's my job.

spk_3:   37:26
You're taking it seriously? Yes, he's incompetent. Oh, okay. Okay. You're on our

spk_2:   37:33
team. If you want to make a barrel, you

spk_0:   37:36
can look it.

spk_1:   37:37
I mean a roll. No, my bear. So knows if because I'm because that's a thief thing. Oh, sure. Wait,

spk_2:   37:44
but your bear is high. I mean, you're

spk_1:   37:47
my office. Yeah, already, would you? So it would be

spk_2:   37:56
necessary to check. Yeah, your

spk_1:   37:58
whole thief that sneaks.

spk_3:   38:02
Jesus. What is it

spk_2:   38:03
you want? All right, So, uh, good. While Earl is trying to reason with your suddenly incompetent friend, you just like the duck between his legs and fucking book. It smelled honey and cannot. That's right. So usually run backstage.

spk_3:   38:24
I like smack you a little bit, and I'm like our work. You just write off axes. You need to be on our side here. Where? Who Are you

spk_1:   38:33
okay? I got back to my senses.

spk_3:   38:36
I run after

spk_2:   38:38
the reviews. Shouldn't feel alright. I'll head backstage after Mars. Mars, that's that's ma's. So as you you, you know, go back There was, like, a curtain. So as you go through her and you suddenly hear, like, a lot of talking and noise and just kind of like the general, like, kind of backstage atmosphere that you would expect from, like, you know, a large area with girls not there yet. Damn. I like you as you as you can Glance around, you see that there's a that is another, like performing acts like getting ready. You have to be up next after crime by bombs. It, um you see some like jugglers, but they're juggling bear shaped little little thingies on. Then there is one. He shaved one that's like gold sparkly. So they have bears in a gold one. Um, that's a few shaped, um, and with wings and stuff, you also see a couple of not like the pageant girls, but they're definitely thean thing. Girls are all dressed up with in there, you know, yellow and black outfit. They're all sequined, and they have little safety wings on their backs of, like, tap shoes on. And they're kind of like you see, a couple of my practicing some moves and stuff, like getting ready. There's two hallways that go off either side. So one probably helps to like the rest of the backstage area behind the actual exchange itself on and then another one. You see, there's a little Holland. It has a couple of doors off of it. You're right.

spk_1:   40:19
How far ahead of them did I get?

spk_2:   40:21
Depends on how far you want to go.

spk_1:   40:23
I want to get as they're walking in. I'm going through another door. What am I seeing?

spk_2:   40:29
Okay, which what? Which way did you go? Did you go left? You go right. You go left toward, like, uh, other backstage stuff. Where'd you go? Right towards the little

spk_1:   40:37
one's closer to the house. Because I'm just following the news.

spk_2:   40:40
Okay, so you smell the stronger scent of honey to the right.

spk_1:   40:44
That's where I go. What I see

spk_2:   40:46
you see on a wall and door on either side of you. None of them are marked

spk_1:   40:52
and the smell surrounded in the other.

spk_2:   40:55
The one on the left. Smells stronger.

spk_1:   40:58
Right? So I got through the one. It's locked.

spk_0:   41:01
I've been terrified. Door.

spk_2:   41:02
Okay. My door. I could break the door again.

spk_1:   41:09
You couldn't. You couldn't climb over the luck

spk_2:   41:12
muscle. My role is muscle. Yeah.

spk_4:   41:16
Could you use your possible in the door?

spk_1:   41:19
The lock, Because I have worn it for a bear. Still have just, like, snap it going. I'm terrified if the world for anything that is criminal or

spk_2:   41:33
I'm gonna try to break the lock. Uh, ready. So you roll to do that, since it's so since my role is

spk_1:   41:47
your rolling for a better thing,

spk_2:   41:48
right? Yep. What is your bear, stat? I'm so it's not I mean, what is your three? But I was asking about the you act on me when you're using your bare specials. So you need to roll lower than a three or three or lower that one. Okay, so you wind up to run into that door, rebound right up Next.

spk_1:   42:19
We have a flashback. I want to do what you can get for you.

spk_2:   42:25
Of us. I could try breaking the thing. Carnage. Does that work? Yeah, do that. He's to be tried by the dark carnage. A lock. So, uh, you, uh, have you go to run and slammed the door? You kind of realized that there's a little Elektronik next to slam you snip the Snapple door handle. Yeah. So the door handle is like a hotelier kind of door. Clearly, there's, like, a key card. No one asking what the door looks like. It isn't electronic access door to get said room, you will need some Sort of, like, you know, kind of like it. Okay.

spk_3:   43:23
Something I did whatever I was trying to do. So I

spk_2:   43:26
guess I still around in there. Uh whoa. I slammed it. No, you're You're not gonna be able to get through these doors. That was one of, like, the features

spk_0:   43:37
that I rolled was there.

spk_2:   43:40
So the fancy electronic door you're not gonna be able to, like, get through. But you

spk_3:   43:44
do not

spk_2:   43:44
support the handle off.

spk_1:   43:45
So we have the ocean's 11 heist our way into it, Which means we have to

spk_3:   43:48
find it was electric oneness. Um flashback. Yeah.

spk_1:   43:55
Yes. So, back in our backyard cave, we're flashing back security guard plan. You guys has always been my dream to the security guard.

spk_3:   44:10
No, no, you Did You

spk_2:   44:12
go with them, or did you see steaming at the security post?

spk_1:   44:16
No, I'm chasing them

spk_3:   44:18
pretending to be s security guys. Because, like, pick up

spk_1:   44:21
if somebody Now that I'm a security guard, if someone

spk_3:   44:25
you're not a security guard. No, this is no,

spk_1:   44:30
But I have something of a footboard. While we're all trying to figure out how to get into this door. If somebody stops us and ask what we're doing, I'm gonna be like, Oh, these guys trying to get backstage, I will escort them out, and then we won't get in trouble. It's a good plan. Yes, because we're flashing back right now, huh? Yeah. When you know when you're planning. Yeah. You flash back when you're planning the heist, right? I flashed back to my infancy. I love my mother.

spk_3:   45:02
That was very smooth.

spk_1:   45:05
The world in a cave somewhere around a table with all the maps and wherever the hell we have talking about how we're infiltrating.

spk_2:   45:12
So outlined his security guard.

spk_1:   45:15
Please. You guys caught doing that? Now I'll say if I find the honey and behind a locked door and no, no, very a lot of door and neither of them could get through it. I think we need to do is find another way around. That's not a door

spk_2:   45:32
or steal a card defense.

spk_1:   45:36
You're so smart, girl.

spk_3:   45:37
I'm so smart. I'm so small. It's smart. I want to I'm small too. What you're saying

spk_2:   45:46
is you after small in than a m Sunday?

spk_1:   45:50
Yes, it matters were small.

spk_2:   45:53
Don't tell me, Bender. Size right. Know I gotta find out about the ventilation. So actually, unlock the door from the other side.

spk_1:   46:00
I am a grizzly bear on my big toe. 70

spk_2:   46:03
three dead. Yeah, Let's Steve and Azrael do it for us. Try, find

spk_4:   46:09
with your nose where event is

spk_1:   46:11
will definitely do that if you run into a lock.

spk_4:   46:13
Yes, if we d'oh

spk_2:   46:16
and they don't guard the door from the outside. So if

spk_3:   46:21
there's suddenly an electric door so I'm

spk_2:   46:26
gonna let all of you move 11 Anyone needs to move one stat from Bear to wait if you need to move one sat Fromberg

spk_1:   46:41
is if I keep my barrette for then when I roll again, I think I'll be okay here on this table. All right, so we just decided that plan was that I need to smell for me again. So I need to smell for honey again. You're gonna You're gonna go berserker. So I go dessert? Oh, no, e. So, uh, quick flashback again. And for

spk_3:   47:10
some reason, I'm too out

spk_1:   47:12
of it. We gotta make sure I get money first.

spk_2:   47:15
Um, you don't have a flashback, but what

spk_1:   47:18
happened before I go berserk?

spk_2:   47:20
Yes. So you start sniffing honey, and you could feel your base or player. Sense is taking over as a little a little quiet voice in the back of your mind goes,

spk_3:   47:33
you should eat it and you go, Oh, yeah, you grab it

spk_2:   47:36
and you look all the honey off the apple. So

spk_3:   47:38
now you just have a slobbery apple on

spk_1:   47:40
a stick. You know,

spk_2:   47:41
you need the apple to Ridge. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, so you just like one mouth hook this holding that it

spk_3:   47:48
gets a little in here. Wait.

spk_2:   47:52
Stop like the bottom of your throat. You know, you just kind of

spk_1:   47:56
e I succeeded. So you get to find a pen?

spk_3:   48:02
Yes. Okay. So, uh, you can smell the money coming from

spk_2:   48:05
behind the door, but you could also smell a really thing, wasn't it? Coming from the upper right hand corner. And as you look up, you see that there is, in fact like that no foot by foot. Why, what looks like it is probably nervous.

spk_1:   48:19
He has found there been at least the world. Honey is at least I think it does smell like it.

spk_2:   48:25
Okay, let me go through. Can someone cool? Well, I'm a black bear. Pretty tall. No. They're

spk_1:   48:39
telling you to open the vent and lift you

spk_4:   48:42
thio maintenance with your lower. Yeah.

spk_1:   48:50
Acting a lot of rules here,

spk_2:   48:52
Harry. It's 11 rolls late. You're their strength to lift them up to do this.

spk_1:   48:59
I'm just gonna be Oh, I did not.

spk_2:   49:04
All right, so move one from

spk_1:   49:08
one from criminal to bury. So you found a barrel? I almost went full bear. So, technically, last time I looked wonderful current, so I brought myself

spk_2:   49:25
back. Yes. So that's why you have you are now out of honey. Okay? So you gotta get the vents open, and you're gonna you're gonna go up in it. All right? I'm so, uh, I

spk_3:   49:39
really, really for any other

spk_2:   49:42
game. I do. Really, really Well, so you're going. So you climb up in, and so from where you are, an event you can see ahead of you. There is, um, a split So you could go either left or right behind you. It keeps going the opposite direction back towards like what you would assume would be the rest of the convention. Where were you, like, Imagine a virgin, you know. All right, so you start coming forward and you turn left and you see another event a little bit in front of you. So you look down and you see what looks like probably an office. You see, like a desk in, like, some comfy chairs and stuff. And, like, laptop you can't like. As you like. I you also silly feet up, please. You've ever seen in your life if it mustard floor? Yep. Like the carpet Isn't luster yellow. Okay, I'm gonna go is the second time she's pulled something ugly. Yellow. Yeah. I'm gonna tell you guys, I'm gonna go back, right? So you go right. And you see one of those big fans. That's like the end of the event that goes to the upside. Okay. Cool. Left to the right. So I'm gonna double back. And there was anything in front of, but there was more. So when you were gone, left there was in front of you. But like, Pintos go. One more. See you go One more and, uh, you know Klein along, huh? I want you to roll to see how much shit.

spk_3:   51:36
Oh, you are really

spk_2:   51:38
glad you're told. You start out pretty good and then like something happened. And you're just, like, jumping through this vent. And as you go proceed past the first meant you could hear people going. Why is that? So how do you think? Do you think they like air conditioner broke? I'm just gonna I'm not gonna run. You're gonna You're gonna You're gonna go back and inform them. Yeah. All right. So you you head back and you stick your head out.

spk_3:   52:15
I say Really what I saw.

spk_4:   52:19
You look disgusting, but yeah, sure. Drop down into that office, and that might be like on the door. I wanted to tell you guys ready.

spk_2:   52:37
You wanted early people, but you could only see what appeared to be part of a unit in the whole room. Bring you could bring something with you and drop it and see if anyone says Well, what right have you, Rookie? Yeah,

spk_1:   53:04
I just felt like

spk_3:   53:05
Hey, you

spk_2:   53:06
like problem. Drop it. All right. So you drop the stick it through the month, you don't see anything. And then you Hugh here some What sounds like up being something someone in the office be kind of shuffles, travels over and you hear, like, a little bit of moderate. You can tell us being said, but like, you hear some muttering that kind of friendly, like facing a little confused. I go down there, man. What carnage? There.

spk_1:   53:39
You should

spk_3:   53:41
you drop down.

spk_2:   53:44
He'll be on e jumped down, scratched the o drop down and see what happens. See no immediately. Go from the carnage. Can I drop down? Try to hide them. Yes, you did. I'd rather do that. Maybe you have a criminal. Okay, for what is your three you feel you've got, uh So you were not exactly so you dropped from the grip of the event on this? Yes. No, you failed criminal. So you go more bear. You're embarrassing. All blows

spk_0:   54:38
up in your criminal schools.

spk_2:   54:41
So you dropped that and that you like Hetch one of your feet on the event. As you go through and land on top of the death there, you pose and you hear ho ho is that and use. Look over and you see a man in a yellow sweater and black pants kind of like looking around him, But, like clearly not focusing on what's happening, you're gonna have to do this. Go for it. I just wanted, like, also looking just so Jesus, your union cards criminal. Uh, so you tried to scramble under the desk and just kind of do that running in place thing As paper shoot out from under you,

spk_1:   55:43
you need a flashback

spk_2:   55:45
and the life I even don't know. Yeah. Fact you gonna flash back to what you're gonna do in case you are should weigh

spk_1:   56:02
separated and are about to be found out. No, if you go crazy.

spk_2:   56:08
Yeah, Okay. I'm definitely flashback. Yeah. Okay. What happens if we get separated and one of us needs help?

spk_1:   56:20
Hasn't a code that we should yell like signal? Damn it. The only birthday needs a signal is gone. It should be. I love honey. Lovely in there from the movies I've seen normally you trying to distract everybody? Who's gonna catch the person who's gonna get caught? We do that, we distract, but we can't get into the room. We'll be taking it. Just not make

spk_2:   56:54
a scene, right? Knock on the door.

spk_1:   56:59
Oh, they're great and strong. And, er, list all this stuff all the time. We got to pay more attention to Earl, I believe. Well, I used to watch those movies. That's where I figured it out from.

spk_2:   57:17
So we've decided to distract the person in the room and knock on the door. Okay, well, your continued you're still you're still frantically trying to run off the table in your shooting paper across the room, right out from under you way. Decided what? You guys can hear a commotion. And you can hear what clearly sounds with her family, and you can hear the person inside now being like muttering What?

spk_3:   57:52
What does that sound like? What is going on in here? It's May

spk_2:   58:00
you hear inside. Oh, the door. Okay, okay. You hear footsteps coming towards the door. Are you gonna do anything of the birth, Mr. Kyle,

spk_4:   58:08
From the desk for keep anything.

spk_2:   58:13
Yeah, sure. So you don't look down you, like, Look at the giant after Jessi, remember? But you see, like off a couple inches to your right is a keycard. Taking a prominent are quickly, as I have just knocked on the door. I'm looking at the door. Is there a name, please? I said earlier that there unlabeled. All right, Um, our player? Yeah, Marsh. But it has, like, a little a little bit of a sign on it. Or like it has, like, a little bit of like, a little picture on you. Like this isn't the bathroom. I idea me another down. Marty, it would not work out. This was actually

spk_1:   58:52
Bruce's office. But I can tell this is office first. Just gotta have

spk_2:   59:00
Okay, so not again. All right, so, uh, the the door opens. And in front of you, you see, a middle aged dude, little overweight. Probably looked pretty decent in his late twenties, but clearly that was like a little overweight. A little Harry probably isn't getting enough sleep with, like, brownish colored hair. Uh, he said Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Uh, what? What do you need case? Um, he looks at you blankly goes, huh? Don't listen to him. There's a woman back there selling some kind of roots. And she needed you. She said right away. Said it was hurt. Oh. Okay. Uh, hang on one second. Let me just let me just get my my, uh, my idea. Yeah, It's a really emergency. I really need you now. Like Okay, I'm expert around there was, like, screaming. Oh, geez. Okay. He he sees you with the clipboard, goes make

spk_3:   1:0:08
sure no one comes

spk_2:   1:0:08
in and doesn't. You're hearing your security for Cliff Barnes, right?

spk_1:   1:0:14
Nobody's coming in. You guys can't come

spk_2:   1:0:16
intothe. This is the case in there. Is it? People, Graham, It's a pretty big group is a pretty big office. And then, like, there's some comfy chairs over here. Is there any way safer lockbox or, like, not lost? In Julie? There's somebody filing cabinets and like a bookshelf. Some comfy chairs, like I said that really churches must have rug. That's the hole for the whole rug. Is the whole floor like mustard color? You know, I'm trying to fly that b c. All the chairs and furniture are black and the the the carpet is mustard yellow.

spk_1:   1:1:06
He is a

spk_2:   1:1:08
There's not like a perception, Noah, but like, if you guys just let me look at you Yeah, you really that? Yeah. If you want to do t o, I guess. Role criminal. So look for you know where I would think they would hide this case more So I go up. They're up there yet. What do you have for All right, So you look around and nothing really jumps out at you like there's a couple of fine countess couple bookshelves. I'm against comfy chairs and then, like, the desk would like the roly chair. And then, of course, like the vent agreed. That fell down. You also see a pair of glasses. I'm sitting in one of the chairs ever. Sashi. It's Marseille. See? That's why I don't know whatever you

spk_1:   1:2:15
were wearing tonight, try and smell will use again. Yes, but wait.

spk_2:   1:2:21
One problem. You need more, Honey,

spk_1:   1:2:24
I need to fill this role.

spk_3:   1:2:26
E Why are you doing

spk_2:   1:2:28
it? That roll? All right. Good job. You're absolutely more more bear like you go. I lost the trail here.

spk_3:   1:2:38
E I could smell the honey, but I don't

spk_2:   1:2:42
anymore. Yeah, Yeah, Go ahead. Take the rest

spk_1:   1:2:47
of the pictures on the walls.

spk_2:   1:2:48
There is a cooperative on walls. It looks like different events that have been held in this center. Like the guy that you saw it in the doorway with, Like, some things. People just like like it was just him would like Beyonce and a couple of other people that, like, recognizes, like, relatively famous in anything of yours off the desk or find him. It's a little desk in the desk. So the top drawer of the desk has a bunch of club grisly paperclips, stapler. All that kind of like your basic office supply. The second drawer over has, like, printer, paper, notebooks, pencils back anything and then the bottom desk drawer is locked. It's locked, guys e terrifying. What if I've originally I already am area one.

spk_1:   1:3:48
So you don't want that you succeed? Then we would,

spk_2:   1:3:52
you know. Yeah. You're back.

spk_1:   1:3:59
I am a thief. I can enroll to pick the locks,

spk_2:   1:4:01
get advantage on that one. So go for two. Oh, that's why we do the flash. I study time. Yeah, he's thief. Did you see o s so hard? Both times? All right now, you just kind of jiggle the handle up, huh? E s, I guess isn't the kind of lock I learned howto. Why don't we bring you,

spk_1:   1:4:28
man? What kind of lock? Picking tools for another one of these East white things

spk_2:   1:4:33
is not like you. Just I'm reading that.

spk_1:   1:4:36
No, it's peace. Life. I can help. Starting a

spk_2:   1:4:39
lot. Looks like a normal, like key lock can take one of the people. Jim, you picked up his I d. It is the key. Locked.

spk_1:   1:4:50
Didn't try. I'm lucky if I pretended to impress

spk_2:   1:4:58
you. That you want to try and take it with paper. Yeah, well, Jim, and go for it. One good job. All right. So you successfully pick this lock. So is that what we're Yes. That means nice. You're all right. So you, um you pick that lock, and inside, you see my papers. I already told you, carry out your prepares. You Gary. No,

spk_3:   1:5:31
I said you

spk_2:   1:5:31
can't write. And you all failed at trying to read is what happened. You try. So inside. You can see what if he has to be some sort of like a remote control with, like, a bunch of papers and stuff, but like, there's a real control kind of testing to decide. Guys looking for control, I guess

spk_3:   1:5:59
again, I looked

spk_2:   1:5:59
in your garage. Open your eyes. You're probably better, descriptor. Maybe it opens a secret wall. You, you you and on the design wall. You see the bookcase swing open.

spk_3:   1:6:20
I knew it.

spk_1:   1:6:24
We shouldn't go in there. You're very nervous when you say wait.

spk_4:   1:6:34
Okay, let's go

spk_3:   1:6:35
in. What? In entire nation? This is a trap.

spk_1:   1:6:39
We are in a

spk_3:   1:6:40
way off

spk_2:   1:6:41
it. No, don't, period. It's like a bookshelf sized tunnel. It's like maybe six feet tall. You are too wide. Too tall, too. Wow, it's 16 by six feet. No. Is six feet tall and like like Nero bookshelf size like you're just too big in general

spk_1:   1:7:02
to go. And so it has a scared me into not want to go with

spk_3:   1:7:09
Thio, but the signal for him being back

spk_4:   1:7:15
is just gonna be The guy comes

spk_3:   1:7:16
back, loses, like their way

spk_1:   1:7:25
way. Okay. What is the secret book shelf over the papers. I can't terrify him with my view of the base. Because

spk_3:   1:7:49
there you see Oh, behind

spk_1:   1:7:52
and only play lookout have todo You're leaving. Remember I missed you. I won't shut the door. I'm gonna put a lot of paper into the door lock so it isn't close.

spk_2:   1:8:15
All right, so you stop the door from fully closing. Are you staying inside her out in the hallway? Then he could get it. She can

spk_1:   1:8:22
get. Yeah, but it looks like the door's closed, but I need

spk_3:   1:8:30
your I know you can't

spk_2:   1:8:43
see in the secret door behind the booth.

spk_1:   1:8:45
So what's happening is Lewis and he wasn't letting us into this room as a body guard. Everyone ignored him. And this one. Anyway, I'm thinking that we're all out there because he didn't allow us and everyone ignored.

spk_2:   1:9:09
And you were trying to the one who did. All the looking around there is that you try to pick a lock.

spk_1:   1:9:14
I tried, Teoh. You guys are all in the room. I know that you right now way shouldn't be in here. We'll have to get out.

spk_2:   1:9:29
All right, So you're all inside the office now. I need you get all right. You

spk_1:   1:9:34
look nice. That coach.

spk_2:   1:9:35
All right. So you won't be such a good thief

spk_1:   1:9:40
if you already recognize that captures a place. We've never been this many times.

spk_2:   1:9:46
All right. So are you guys going off? And Louis? Very staying. I like Look out

spk_1:   1:9:52
and see the young in about a couch.

spk_2:   1:9:54
The menacing behind. Also are you

spk_3:   1:9:58
doing sitting in the room? Were you waiting outside?

spk_1:   1:10:02
I think we have slumber. Said I wait inside the room.

spk_2:   1:10:05
Wait on. Do you fully closed door behind you?

spk_1:   1:10:11
Yes. Tell you stuff the stuff

spk_2:   1:10:16
we owe you you two are saying

spk_1:   1:10:26
I want to take the picture that has beyonc on it

spk_2:   1:10:29
Mars and he go man are saying behind actual cats cracked and Earl and bread are going to investigate BIA behind the bookshelf area. Right? All right. So you guys had out behind book into the Into like that telling dark little leg doorway area and, uh, with your bare eyes, you can see a little bit better than like humans. Wouldn't dark hair, eyes so you can see ahead of you. There is a little flashing red light. Oh, it's a camera way. You can carnage the dots. Are you going to examine Said that? So you just let them sit there flashing You approach the flashing red dot And you see, that's another one of those, like, he card accesses trying. There is a door in front in front of you and to the side of that that swings open. Thanks. Um Okay, so you go in. So you want into the, uh, this, like, secret room and you can see as you walk in the lights turn on because their motion is that high tech G fishing village. You were the biggest, but I forgot to tell you. I forgot to imply, Like, tell you where it was taking place. I just tell you what. Why it already had up. It is a luxurious fishing village. So this is just like a big building in this luxurious fishing village. Apparently who that holds conventions and stuff. So, uh, are they still slightly fishy? So you you go in, and as allies turn on, you can see, um, it kind of looks like the inside of a bank. Um, and on the wall in front of you is a like vault. Like it's the

spk_1:   1:12:46
door to a vault. We have any codes.

spk_2:   1:12:52
Y'all have not tried to read anything except for that list

spk_1:   1:12:55
of people but

spk_3:   1:12:59
there's a paper I keep saying there's paper everywhere, but I was just agree

spk_1:   1:13:03
that certain people roll again. We don't know. Okay. Yeah, well, I'm just if I'm going to hang around the couch, I just started, like, browse through the papers. What? I need a room. Well, it's both. They're both three. So I need a road less than three. What? Whoa! Wow. No. What does it go up to

spk_2:   1:13:35
you? Our bear goes higher. So you didn't read anything

spk_1:   1:13:39
you can't read while he's reading. I'm gonna be asleep looking at a switchboard, and he said his clipboard has, like, a schedule or something. What? What time is it? It's almost time for something to start happening.

spk_2:   1:13:54
So, Mr Bennet 10. Which is almost to move. Probably when you guys got there. How

spk_3:   1:14:00
is it going? Hour has passed so far.

spk_1:   1:14:03
Still very far away from the girls way. Weren't they really great? Remember, tickets? Any Boston even buy tickets that get you in like

spk_2:   1:14:17
this is not that

spk_1:   1:14:18
frustrated. Really sophisticated heist. Is there anything else happening? Any time on that we should be aware of?

spk_2:   1:14:29
So, um, 10 o'clock. So starting at 10 o'clock was a clown and he had 1/2 hour performance after him were jugglers. Had 1/2 hour before my eyes. Um, 11 is the dancing showgirls. So the girls that you saw dressed up in costumes and tap shoes,

spk_1:   1:14:49
you know? So when I see that notice right now, so I look at it only

spk_2:   1:14:56
and you couldn't start to hear music.

spk_1:   1:14:58
Yeah. So look, att Nico, man, and yeah, What the dancing girls? Come on. Now, let me ask. You guys come back right. You should be, because he's gonna take pictures.

spk_2:   1:15:12
He was in takers girls. So while they're talking, I'm gonna run back as quietly as I can shuffling and say we need to go over the vault.

spk_1:   1:15:25
You can. What else does this thing say? Any cool codes for votes and things like that? No, you told us. I mean,

spk_2:   1:15:36
yeah, I said that you knew of this is that it isn't where there was a list of names. And then there was a map on the back here. That's where they were papers in there? Yeah, trying to get the papers. Look at those papers in the drawer. I'm like, Yes, sir. Yes, sir. When you look in the desk, you see what I know. It's like it might be like a manual of some sort. In addition to, like, a bunch of, like

spk_1:   1:16:05
papers. I'm reading the first thing that I pick up because Earl told me to.

spk_2:   1:16:12
Yeah, you did. Um, you know, that's what you think is that nurse? We're here. Let me see it. Come back to this point. You got it. I think we've

spk_1:   1:16:31
established that because I can read. She can't read. You can't read. You can't read. We've already done reading

spk_2:   1:16:38
dollars real about it. Reading. Apparently, I

spk_1:   1:16:41
thought we just I thought that was just establishing whether or not our characters could.

spk_2:   1:16:45
Yeah. You can't read. Kima. Be safe. I think you could try. And have you learned how to? Yes. Okay. Go pick it. There's a safe in here that needs to be correct. One. You better do this, kid

spk_3:   1:17:03
E. Also,

spk_1:   1:17:06
my thief is very low, but I control you.

spk_2:   1:17:11
Jesus. All right, so you do not eat some safe there. Lock pick. Grace,

spk_1:   1:17:15
I'm about to go Bear.

spk_2:   1:17:17
So you need more honey Daddy back. Yeah, let's go back to get, you know I thought we need to. Do you wash? You're there to go more criminal. So yeah, flashback makes you go criminal. Yes, yes, yes. Saying, yeah, way do if I can't get into the sea or what happens? If not the best

spk_3:   1:17:41
way tried before. I guess we're gonna find out when we get their way.

spk_1:   1:17:49
Does anybody have dynamite?

spk_2:   1:17:50
Maybe Bruce die has because isn't like Maybe I didn't climb up and over into the state.

spk_3:   1:18:01
This'd Earl's been

spk_1:   1:18:05
everywhere. Probably some places have saves that don't have room. Really? Yeah. We could achieve and find tools. We're backstage. Whoa. If the room happened to be backstage somewhere, there may be a maintenance room. Gets calls from that would make sense. Should the quickest one of us run out. You were all in a room with reason.

spk_2:   1:18:34
How are we gonna know it's maintenance way

spk_1:   1:18:39
have open everything

spk_3:   1:18:40
we have on you will have a map

spk_1:   1:18:42
that that we can sort of decipher

spk_3:   1:18:47
somehow. I mean,

spk_2:   1:18:49
that can't read here backing

spk_1:   1:18:51
Lookit symbols. Yeah. The map is conveniently just Seems

spk_2:   1:18:56
so idea. I run out

spk_1:   1:19:01
way. Have to be a work of flashback, you know, Tell us what your ideas while we're in. The flashback

spk_3:   1:19:05
idea is that if we ever for any reason you to run out of the room with the safe, I will run it up with the room with same Say, there's a big mess

spk_2:   1:19:13
in Paul's office. I need to find a lot from the maintenance room, a sap, and then

spk_1:   1:19:19
is the safe carry people? No, it's a big room.

spk_2:   1:19:23
I've got to take this thing. Ask

spk_1:   1:19:24
wear yours. You know, you take this woman in the room with the safe, the room with

spk_3:   1:19:34
way I stealing your I need a mop.

spk_1:   1:19:52
Clearly they're holding. Hey, hold on,

spk_3:   1:19:58
you You've joined us.

spk_1:   1:20:01
Honestly, every time we flash back and imagine that we all that so great, just like its

spk_2:   1:20:08
direction. See? So anyone who used to become more criminal less bear can move, move.

spk_1:   1:20:14
Yeah, but you should. I was just wondering

spk_2:   1:20:18
if there's one back. Okay, so I will then run from the room or embassy with safe, close parentheses. The

spk_3:   1:20:27
room with the safe is an entity in and of itself burst out of the office.

spk_2:   1:20:34
And is there anyone around? No. What? You hear people coming from right, Maxie, run towards the right, looking all frantic. And you say,

spk_3:   1:20:44
Hey, hell, there was I spilled this jug of something. Paul's office. I gotta clean it up before it gets back. Where's the maintenance room? I can ever remember. I

spk_2:   1:20:56
have only been here once. Helped me requesting quick question. Are you implying the office that you were just in? Yes, Bruce, I

spk_3:   1:21:08
was Canada's waiting declare

spk_2:   1:21:10
yet Is it your finder's fee Act of every time? Like every single I've been thinking all Bruce Springsteen because I'm honey, it's over. All right. Okay. So you are the first person that you see is like a very fragile looking off like a drug person who just kind of points back the way you came. Okay, Turn back to the way I came and looked for something that could look like they were two doors. One was the office, and there was another unmarked door. I'll check that you open it. You have found the gym. Okay. There's a Maman, all sorts of, like cleaning and general maintenance supplies.

spk_1:   1:22:01
Hammer. You remember

spk_2:   1:22:03
a crowbar? Sure. Still with that girl in the office. And is there any honey? Um, you see, um, a little jar. Little You know, those little, um, honey things that the little way big shaped like a little man. You see, a little one of them. There's also like, what appears to be a Blake the genital. Looks like they might be a little bit of a boozer because it sounds a little, like minutes of, like, whiskey. And you were drunk, bear, do you sleep the gender stash in a moth in a crowbar and you go back to the office. Okay. All right. I'm trying to crowbar like

spk_4:   1:22:52
courage my way through the door. Your strength

spk_2:   1:22:55
reward is that means Kardashian like destruction. So by changing their cars, right? Are you What is your 33? Yeah. So you

spk_1:   1:23:14
bear goes up criminals.

spk_2:   1:23:18
Yeah. So why, you managed to, like, just, like, savage your way through this door,

spk_3:   1:23:25
Just like the rest of you are

spk_2:   1:23:27
looking on a complete nutter. Awe as she goes to town on the same. Just like a little piece of metal are flying off event. And you're just kind of like, my only afraid. You back story I'm thinking of this case is never solved. That

spk_1:   1:23:43
rate I look at that. You know, maybe I do have a chance if I stay in this small so small and

spk_2:   1:23:51
powerful. All right. You need one second.

spk_1:   1:24:02
Perfectly. Get this win. Well, unless one of you think we have to get Oh, second thing. Yeah. The prize from the pageant isn't working.

spk_2:   1:24:12
You know, the price from the pet further pageant is this.

spk_1:   1:24:15
There's two things like there. It's just that you get the honey and the bonus thing. Bonus thing that happened to get really fancy. Yeah. Yeah, so that we still have the normal thing. So

spk_2:   1:24:26
you have a buttload of honey and really sense of fancy, honey.

spk_1:   1:24:30
Oh, I thought it was

spk_2:   1:24:31
a question. How do you not know? They're often stays.

spk_1:   1:24:34
They could be in the same right. But you're saying there's a fancy honey and then a secret bonus thing? No. I think

spk_2:   1:24:41
the fancy honey is the like bonus. I thought that was you. The late general prize is like so that's the sheet says In addition to a ton of honey, there's more. So I rolled for what? You're You don't have that. Yes, I'm from loads of honey. The prizes, then

spk_1:   1:25:04
more. Honey,

spk_2:   1:25:05
I was a little sad because I really wanted the Miss Universe 2019. Especially. Especially attractive be to be the grand prize. With that, I realize I'm bordered on like slavery. I didn't roll before. I realize that I populated this world in metamorphic bees. So having a bee as a prize, you probably re found fun. All right, so you savage your way through this door Unless we find in the vault isn't anything to do with money. It's

spk_1:   1:25:42
no Stevie Rama. Cool guys

spk_2:   1:25:44
versus weird kinky room. What if it's just money way? Don't

spk_1:   1:25:49
need that repaired

spk_3:   1:25:52
get really literally wave

spk_1:   1:25:58
to the camera guy. How is just like

spk_3:   1:25:59
the way it says right

spk_1:   1:26:04
on the things we can't speak

spk_2:   1:26:07
like garble human like words.

spk_1:   1:26:09
Just sounds like you

spk_2:   1:26:12
can sort of mangled, maybe. Yeah, I let you guys be able to talk. It's too. It's too hard. Yeah, I shouldn't really small like it's like a little crop top attention.

spk_3:   1:26:30
Yeah, that comes that way. It'll make sure

spk_2:   1:26:36
your manner your like mannerisms as yeah, I forget his name from earnings of the galaxy. Yes. Yeah. All right. All right. Savage your way through this door and you see darkness. And as you walk in to what? Using was safe. A little light clicks on and you see, sitting in front of you old detective style. Uh, you see another bear. You recognize this bear? We 1/5 bear that you had begun to include when you were playing when you started. When you talked about doing this heist. But they were uninterested. You've been set up, trader. Carnage is

spk_3:   1:27:25
space. So what are you doing

spk_2:   1:27:27
here? I knew you guys were gonna try and break into this up its convention and steal the grand price. So I figured I was gonna warn them. Get paid at Isa carnage face and take

spk_3:   1:27:41
out my go. She Oh, Carrie, you're very yes, that there was a gun and a top hat.

spk_2:   1:27:55
It's actually was like, Wait, you award. I did you tow? I told the organizer. Now there was this here. Honey was endangered. Snatched.

spk_1:   1:28:07
Right. So is that I'm still in here? Yeah. So they did nothing about

spk_3:   1:28:11
you telling him. Well, I'm here and I

spk_1:   1:28:17
a big one.

spk_3:   1:28:17
Yeah. Uh, no, she's not the muscle. I don't have muscle. I've climb. You are I never give you any

spk_2:   1:28:32
special trait. You're just the muscle right with so I can

spk_1:   1:28:37
I know that's not true because you let me roll advantage on. So she should be

spk_2:   1:28:41
Oh, anything at least time up. Anything. But But it's a role, not a bear skill. Just okay? Yeah, I don't world benches. He has ruling minutes. Yeah, go for it. And this is a bear. This is a very serious Oh, good job, Overgaard. Listen, jump. You punch him so hard, you know him on Check his pockets. You see a small skeleton key. And so you look around and you don't immediately see something that looks like honey. But you see a smaller safe. Can you break through this one working little man? You gotta redeem himself from earlier.

spk_1:   1:29:44
We'll always be myself. Were move your stats. Your eye was Your criminal goes up. Is that you're right? Yeah, she world Once I didn't care. Go full criminal. No, she even wait.

spk_3:   1:30:05
I'm just gonna say right now you don't get a goddamn key. Wait, wait. She picked up a key?

spk_4:   1:30:14
Yeah, let's try it. I

spk_1:   1:30:16
didn't mean just flashed back. Why are you about done? Because they told me. Hey, little guy. Can you get? You gotta redeem yourself. I said yes. No way. Just by safe picture. No,

spk_2:   1:30:29
no, I was fishing. We are filing cabinet, which, actually, in retrospect, it's not my parent's home. Well, try Kanzi opens. Know, inside. It's like this. The safe is, like a little bit. So, like, Oh, you know, you're not in this room

spk_1:   1:30:51
you got there. No, They called you in? No, they didn't. They right on that.

spk_2:   1:30:58
I filled you in once.

spk_1:   1:31:01
You just I don't

spk_4:   1:31:02
know The first time you tried.

spk_1:   1:31:04
Oh, yeah, I'm lounging on the couch. Bruce

spk_2:   1:31:13
s So, uh, you, Lucy opens in inside. Juicy a

spk_4:   1:31:18
suitcase. Can we open it?

spk_2:   1:31:21
Yes, it is. Because have you taken out? And you open it. And inside you see a light like mason jar thing of like,

spk_1:   1:31:36
honey. I imagine it is green. For some reason, it's because they think you are good.

spk_2:   1:31:41
Really? Things like some really rich, like a

spk_1:   1:31:46
hammer. This is the fancy. Yes. First you should give it a

spk_4:   1:31:54
fair schools up and his arms

spk_3:   1:31:57
wearing clothes is a bear in

spk_1:   1:32:03
your pocket. What? What was like way get the skills and what happened is he wearing?

spk_3:   1:32:12
Wearing? Offends? The key was

spk_2:   1:32:28
underneath the size. How are we gonna try, lover? Well, I believe we'll lock him in the

spk_3:   1:32:37
safe. When a man is he. You're so right.

spk_1:   1:32:39
We still can't walk him in a safe That you carnage?

spk_2:   1:32:43
Yeah. You did destroy Lock him in the secret hiding. You bookcase wall. Yeah, you have a way out was

spk_4:   1:32:53
just a skeleton. You feel together.

spk_1:   1:32:58
You got got

spk_3:   1:33:00
I used a

spk_2:   1:33:00
crowbar to his garage door opener to open bookshelf. Yeah, but I used needles and slightly to the next one. It is a crowbar and carnage to get into the safe. That was That was totally destroyed. Our yes, in the safe door is don't destroy issues. Yeah, it's saying that. Okay, Mars

spk_1:   1:33:24
looks away.

spk_3:   1:33:28
Cops Get out of here. Go help!

spk_1:   1:33:31
It's not somebody getting dressed.

spk_2:   1:33:33
Three way. Just leave it

spk_1:   1:33:40
a couple more times longer.

spk_4:   1:33:49
The other.

spk_1:   1:33:51
We can't get too greedy now way, have you? Yeah. Well,

spk_4:   1:33:58
is this the final?

spk_3:   1:33:59
This is like your prize.

spk_1:   1:34:02
This was worth five.

spk_2:   1:34:04
Yeah, like a little honey. Most

spk_3:   1:34:09
Theo

spk_1:   1:34:14
Mars had no reason other than to watch pros, so yeah, let's go

spk_0:   1:34:19
you all come back

spk_2:   1:34:21
to the room? Well, we found it. We found, by the way. Yeah. You. Let's close the book. A store? Yeah.

spk_3:   1:34:31
Not fully. No. Making just what Are they always naked?

spk_2:   1:34:40
You ever. All right, So you, uh, close the the bookshop door. How do we get out of

spk_1:   1:34:49
here? The front door carrying this? It's a Well, I'm a rookie, and I'm only good even. And we're done with even parts. So help

spk_3:   1:35:02
getting out of here. Yeah, I'll take the briefcase, and we're all gonna walk out of

spk_2:   1:35:06
here with him. His clipboard

spk_1:   1:35:10
job. You guys,

spk_3:   1:35:14
so do your job. Get us out of here. Get in

spk_1:   1:35:17
here. Now. I grab you by the back of Scrabble and lead you

spk_3:   1:35:21
out the door because we're leaving this place, right? Can somebody look at this map because you're

spk_2:   1:35:31
leaving the office right away? So you open the door to the office. You see, Bruce, Bruce is like about to, like is like, fumbling in his pocket because he obviously forgot. So he's family, like, in his pocket, like his key card.

spk_3:   1:35:49
Oh, How did you guys get in this office? I'm kicking you out, right? now you're making their noises. I don't know. I got

spk_1:   1:36:07
this. Bruce, go into your office by,

spk_2:   1:36:11
huh? Oh, jeez. What are

spk_3:   1:36:15
what are you doing in here? They were trying to steal Tonto. You see him? Is that courage face? Yeah. Fucking honey convention. A little too obsessive, honey, that is That is the thing

spk_2:   1:36:35
that hit him too. It has a little tiny bottle of money that I found in Tosic doesn't happily and then you hear from you hear him as your running away.

spk_3:   1:36:50
Oh, there are my glasses.

spk_2:   1:36:53
You didn't see the o e. I funny. Okay, So are are you still, like pretending to throw

spk_3:   1:37:12
them out? Or

spk_2:   1:37:13
now that your past Bruce, are you, like, pretending to act normal? I committed to the debt. All right, so as you are, you gonna take the same. Exactly. Came in there. You're gonna go through. Yeah. There appears to be a like a back entrance that, like the cast and crew would use, um, kind of like in the middle of the lake. Um, backstage.

spk_3:   1:37:43
Don't throw me to the blue. Thunder is That's my worst fear.

spk_2:   1:37:45
We should avoid the rear entrance because they might recognize? Yeah, So he Oh, he there's a tantrum. That's good. Big days. Yes, yes, yeah. Where does get a grand parents late in life lovers I say to you already Tell it like my grandma's dead. That's why when I found my true love Oh, all right, so you guys have like, Yeah, all right, so you head out like the you go to the current, that least rest of the auditorium. And, uh, your security guy friend is back, and he's sitting in the chair, kind of like looking under and around the chair. But he had lost something and that he looks a busy life. Come out goes Oh, buddy, I got the camera

spk_1:   1:38:58
was a clipboard back.

spk_3:   1:39:00
Oh, that's where that

spk_2:   1:39:01
went. And he just like sitting on the chair and

spk_1:   1:39:04
watch is still struggling.

spk_2:   1:39:06
Still, superstar, do you head back out to the auditorium and through the I mean in interest. Just cool as cucumber

spk_1:   1:39:16
on taxes on the land. Then the convention center explodes

spk_2:   1:39:21
I behind you. But you flash back way. You do leave a lot of explosives. Yeah, You make a successful, you have successfully stolen you $5 million. Fine. You

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